This is not me.
However. I do own these tights and i did make the mistake of wearing them to work at a traditional old man's pub in five ways.
Shall i quote what got said? yeah. okay.
'I thought you're meant to turn over on a sun bed?'
'where is your other leg?'
'you forgot your other leg!'
'oh look its Heather Mills'
and i think the only other comment was; 'oh she can hear me and she hasn't even taken her helmet off' (i.e hair)
The comments really made me laugh, and i even thought about telling Dan he should do stand up.