I won £20 on a scratch card and bought £8.44 pounds and pence worth of groceries. Today is great. I went to the doctors about various things. I wanted to ask her if she thought i was a hypochondriac but then i thought, would a hypochondriac actually go to the doctors about being a hypochondriac? HELP ME I'M A HYPOCHONDRIAC. SO no. The highlight of my doctors visit today was definitely watching her type in my notes 'Is not incontinent' If only she had seen me 2 weeks ago pissed out of my face courtesy of tuaca, pissing on Fox's carpet.
