Where did you get that mexican jacket? ... its not a mexican jacket, its just my jacket...

...Its been given to charity now.

I am SO tired. I can't ever sleep. This blog (I only just realised) is pretty self absorbed and annoying. And until i find new subjects to write about, I'll probably carry on about nothing, that is meaningless.

Today I bought some baby oil, wax strips for my tash and Jerry Springer the opera on DVD. The baby oil is good, it makes me soft. And the DVD; WELL. is the best thing i think i've watched this year, although it does get abit annoying after a while, they do drag some parts on abit but if you can get through those bits the rest is really funny.

I tell you what is clever, shake to activate dentyl mouthwash refreshing clover flavor. Not only does it kill 99.9% of oral bacteria...it is pink, tastes amazing and gives you something too look at after.

Well good.